If you looked up the meaning of kapelophile you’ll now know it means ‘Hat Lover,’ or should that be ‘Lover of Hats?’ To prove my dedication to headgear, here’s a picture of some of my favourites.
My mother used to tell me ‘If you want to get ahead, get a hat.’ My wife now tells me: “If you want to get another hat, you’d better grow another head, either that, or buy me a new pair of shoes.”
